tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post1144835263632573128..comments2022-11-01T05:09:47.515-05:00Comments on Your Daily Dose of Damn!: Once a Sucker...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-65424914840620971152011-10-16T20:26:31.451-05:002011-10-16T20:26:31.451-05:00Upon reading this a second time, I just want to cl...Upon reading this a second time, I just want to clear up that I am married WITH a 6 year old, not TO a six year old.<br /> Remember, some guys waste years of their lives trying to somehow learn suaveness. Then there are guys like me - I came in to this world reeking of innate suavility, and I shall go to my grave with little more suavitic charm that I arrived with. You know, money, possessions, organs...you can't take when you go, but when I make my transition and meet St. Guido at the gates of Suavana, I know that my genetics, AND my extensive study of suavanetics will assure my entry to the jewel encrusted gates.<br />I feel as if I was truly born under a suave sign.paddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00817381916330547540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-22964137566824108852011-10-16T12:54:15.375-05:002011-10-16T12:54:15.375-05:00Hard to believe that you have a hard time finding ...Hard to believe that you have a hard time finding a date, KW. You look fantastic (well, for an old lady that is). <br />If you didn't live in TX, and I wasn't happily married with a six year old, I would surely be in your front yard with a boom box over my head, playing some Peter Gabriel song really loud.<br /><br />Or something like that.paddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00817381916330547540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-6416921445655551672011-10-10T00:00:05.950-05:002011-10-10T00:00:05.950-05:00First of all, I love that you gave him the benefit...First of all, I love that you gave him the benefit of the doubt and didn't "judge" him. Second of all, do you blame the man for wanting to completely hump, I mean, jump you?! You are pretty hot. But, the gum-chewing icky mouth noise thing? Um...yeah. Def a deal breaker!CourtneyRae79https://www.blogger.com/profile/10749514033182383771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-73824187742432726322011-10-05T09:45:39.001-05:002011-10-05T09:45:39.001-05:00Kate! How funny - I totally forgot about that! S...Kate! How funny - I totally forgot about that! Steve had nothing on this guy...it was obnoxious! And, yes, the text...really?<br /><br />OkieMama - I am going to see if I can get working on that app! I'm so glad to hear a success story from another big-heart - this gives me hope!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-86994786126846467492011-10-04T23:05:05.603-05:002011-10-04T23:05:05.603-05:00Seriously? There should be an app that punches a g...Seriously? There should be an app that punches a guy in the face when he hits send on a text like that. <br />As for the sucker (big heart) thing, I'm proof that can it swing in your favor sometimes. My hubby had a legitimate sob story when we met. My bff pulled me aside and said, "He's not a puppy for you to save." She tried to sneak me out of the bar. He chased me down. Ended up being the LOVE of my life. So go on with you're big hearted self!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17575000700407453287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-44990673573702764102011-10-04T20:08:21.580-05:002011-10-04T20:08:21.580-05:00This episode of "damn" brings to mind on...This episode of "damn" brings to mind one of my favorite expressions, uttered by none other than YOU when we were in Alabama for Aunt Madge's wedding. You and Steve were snarking at each other like, well, good siblings and you called him "cud boy" because he was chewing gum. Now I am quite sure he was not chewing in any way similar to "Alan," but damn if I don't laugh every time I think of that moment!<br /><br />And anyway, I'm trying to focus on that rather than his final text. Please...Kate Hawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15650577472783589811noreply@blogger.com