tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post1393330334956812079..comments2022-11-01T05:09:47.515-05:00Comments on Your Daily Dose of Damn!: More Than You Ever Wanted to Know - Liebster EditionAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-11626315277143514762013-03-22T20:50:52.822-05:002013-03-22T20:50:52.822-05:00I was hoping for Spanish fly, but I'll take ca...I was hoping for Spanish fly, but I'll take catnip.Lancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15461426078712519774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-50639737771078703442013-03-21T18:22:04.535-05:002013-03-21T18:22:04.535-05:00Thank you on the floss thing! You're one of t...Thank you on the floss thing! You're one of two people who didn't make me feel like this was the weirdest thing in the history of ever. And you nailed it - is IS like I've accomplished something!<br /><br />I highly suggest you whip out a little Gettysburg at your next gathering. Like cat nip!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-28942490191581904092013-03-21T10:15:12.373-05:002013-03-21T10:15:12.373-05:00I totally get the dental floss thing. It's li...I totally get the dental floss thing. It's like, "That smell used to be in my teeth, but now it's not." Makes you feel like you've accomplished something. Sort of like getting a splinter out or popping a pimple. Also, I can recite the first paragraph of the Declaration of Independence and all of the Gettysburg Address. But no equations. And never at parties, though I'm reconsidering that now.<br /><br />Great post. Don't know how I missed it the first time around.Lancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15461426078712519774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-52712132492377681912013-03-11T08:47:46.175-05:002013-03-11T08:47:46.175-05:00It makes me feel pretty cool, when I'm recitin...It makes me feel pretty cool, when I'm reciting it, I must say. Thanks for stopping by and reading!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-74624620631713647592013-03-10T15:40:58.824-05:002013-03-10T15:40:58.824-05:00Super duper impressed with #6! Super duper impressed with #6! Kyla @ Mommys Weirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17266962465223972168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-81509373940370455812013-03-05T16:54:35.052-06:002013-03-05T16:54:35.052-06:00Thanks, Meno-Mama! I'm glad all of my ridicul...Thanks, Meno-Mama! I'm glad all of my ridiculous neuroses and habits entertained you. Now about that 25 year old...it was a helluva 3 months! (wouldn't trade the man in my life now for him...but it was fun!) Thanks for stopping by!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-89532807868352637262013-03-05T15:55:34.647-06:002013-03-05T15:55:34.647-06:00Congratulations on your Liebster Award! So well de...Congratulations on your Liebster Award! So well deserved! It was great getting to know you better--even the hilarious stuff about the dental floss. Now the 3 month fling with the 25 year old...ohhh, I would LOVE to hear more about that. menopausal mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-21828773857903815892013-03-03T07:37:36.237-06:002013-03-03T07:37:36.237-06:00You're very welcome! I found you through Funny...You're very welcome! I found you through Funny is Family, and I love your writing. Plus, you've got cred, so no wonder you're a natural :) Can't wait to read yours!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-88621208320529992582013-03-02T21:23:47.715-06:002013-03-02T21:23:47.715-06:00Thank you thank you thank you! Can't wait to g...Thank you thank you thank you! Can't wait to get on this. Not in a creepy sexual way. You know what I mean. Now, to think of my questions...<br /><br /><br />Raising Wild ThingsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-1380325225949947202013-03-02T18:43:12.345-06:002013-03-02T18:43:12.345-06:00Okay, I do the biting the side of the mouth thing,...Okay, I do the biting the side of the mouth thing, too. I like it when it gets almost like a welt and then I run my tongue over it so much my tongue starts to ache from reaching on "that" side of my mouth. It's game over when it gets too rough like sandpaper, though. Gotta find the sweet spot between welt and rough. God, I'm certifiable, aren't I?<br /><br />#1, I know I'm a freakshow - #2 - it's never happened. I loved the story about you being the first one to fart in front of your now husband.<br /><br />#6 is the only thing I remember from Algebra. And I didn't say I understood it, I can just recite it. In fact, it rolls off the tongue much easier after a few...So keep on drinking.<br /><br />Lastly, no boob job here I don't shop at Cavender's, but HELL YES I will go dancing with you at Cowboys!!! I think the Texas blogs are a sign. Think it over... (thanks for the great words)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-51037504816114195942013-03-02T18:35:54.394-06:002013-03-02T18:35:54.394-06:00ha! No, 12 Burt's Bees lip balms. But if I c...ha! No, 12 Burt's Bees lip balms. But if I could fit 12 boxes of Mac 'n Cheese in my purse, you bet they'd be in there! <br /><br />Highly recommended dish...grew up on it! Thanks for reading!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-62121614687718338842013-03-02T18:34:32.794-06:002013-03-02T18:34:32.794-06:00Thanks, lady! I'm doing yours next ;0)Thanks, lady! I'm doing yours next ;0)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-22652351919672749492013-03-02T18:28:56.224-06:002013-03-02T18:28:56.224-06:00You can fit 12 boxes of Kraft Macaroni & Chees...You can fit 12 boxes of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese into your purse?! It must be like Mary Poppins' carpet bag! <br /><br />And now I know what I will order next time I'm at Mexican Villa.Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-61340490248432954102013-03-02T16:34:52.586-06:002013-03-02T16:34:52.586-06:00Congrats on your award! :)Congrats on your award! :)Bad Word Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05946586696660086018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-7187021159132517852013-03-02T16:12:31.655-06:002013-03-02T16:12:31.655-06:00I just love that you would share something like #1...I just love that you would share something like #1. You. Freaking. Rock. It's sort of weird but not a whole lot different than me biting the inside of my mouth - and I've NEVER SHARED THAT WITH ANYONE (accept my husband and dentist - luckily they're not the same). It sort of hurts but I can't help it! It's a stress thing. <br /><br />And are you freaking serious!? #2 I have STORIES based on a single fart! Whole STORIES!! How do you do it? Do you just not socialize or shop? I MUST know - I'm sure it would make my life much easier!! LOL<br /><br />I think I'm a partial #5 - I think it's because I fear getting a wood sliver on my tongue. Seriously. Is this rational? I don't know. But it's true.<br /><br />Okay and what the F is a number 6? But let me warn you, if I have to stop drinking to understand it...never mind.<br /><br />And lastly, #9, I'm with you. I don't get it. I mean, sure...good coffee and all but, really?<br /><br />Good job, Girl. Loved it. Did I mention I used to live in Texas? I'm beginning to wonder if I need to move back, considering three of the blogs that I've most recently fallen in love with are connected to the state...but I don't want a boob job. And I don't want to have to shop at Cavenders anymore. But I do miss me some dancing at Cowboys!! OH Yea! Will you dance with me at Cowboys if I move back? Ha!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17021381676263990038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-62620012517909826022013-03-02T16:11:27.159-06:002013-03-02T16:11:27.159-06:00They sure did! Shelly Varin and Shelsey Duncan tw...They sure did! Shelly Varin and Shelsey Duncan two I can remember. But, yes - big hit here. Ya know why? Cuz we Texans stick togetha! (Renee Tooley, Ginny Spicer and Pam MacRae are my other friends who follow you ;)) <br /><br />If I could send Buddy Lane (yes, Buddy freakin' Lane was his name) a letter, it would be a thank you, because without him I would still think nice guys were just too nice. <br /><br />Gotta wade through the shit to get to the good stuff, ya know? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-9371179496541982222013-03-02T15:58:47.761-06:002013-03-02T15:58:47.761-06:00ha! I love that your list of who you haven't ...ha! I love that your list of who you haven't farted in front of is shorter than the list of those you have. AND...the story of your OB!!?? You have GOT to write a post about that. Holy schmoly, I'm still laughing at that!<br /><br />Thanks for saying I'm cook without trying - xo<br /><br />And your questions were NOT lame! No need for Liebster Envy!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-39256043253486324152013-03-02T15:54:16.909-06:002013-03-02T15:54:16.909-06:00Thanks, Stephen!Thanks, Stephen!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-60708340954075461802013-03-02T15:07:23.279-06:002013-03-02T15:07:23.279-06:00Thanks for sharing it on your personal page! And t...Thanks for sharing it on your personal page! And then some of your friends shared it?! Nuh uh. That makes me so happy to know! I wish I could see when that happens. Stupid Facebook. I also forgot - the questions 4&6 that you answered are the same for me. Fortunately, though, my time waste was 3 years instead of 4. I kinda want to send him a thank you note, though, for being an ass. Because I shudder to imagine what would have happened had I not finally gotten the good sense to get rid of that douche. Meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10914989489348563476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-30049997714259529352013-03-02T14:17:50.349-06:002013-03-02T14:17:50.349-06:00Congratulations on this wonderful award. Congratulations on this wonderful award. stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-42256854310436339962013-03-02T12:04:20.448-06:002013-03-02T12:04:20.448-06:00Whoa. Never farted in front of ANYONE?! Oh gosh. I...Whoa. Never farted in front of ANYONE?! Oh gosh. I think it'd be easier for me to name the people I HAVEN'T farted in front of. No joke. I'm not, like, nasty about it. I'm more like 'don't walk over there, 'cause you may not like the air...' And I farted while my OB was checking my cervix for dilation with my first baby. And then I laughed and farted once more on accident. It was horrible. But a good story now.<br />I, too, have never broken a bone! People always think that's crazy.<br /><br />I'm so glad you did this! You're cooler than I even thought. Without trying, which makes you cooler.<br /><br />Also, you gave really great questions at the end and now I have Liebster envy to the people that get to answer them. My questions were lame. Boo.<br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10929963077813764417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-57077645951514222162013-03-02T11:52:25.426-06:002013-03-02T11:52:25.426-06:00No one believes me on #2, either! And you do #1, ...No one believes me on #2, either! And you do #1, too!? I truly thought I was the only one on the planet! So funny. And you are famous without the mention in my blog! Your Texas post got shared by 4 of my friends after I posted it on my personal side. I think 4 or 5 of my personal friends are following you on FB because of it. It was AWESOME! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-8958401905410586562013-03-02T11:44:28.948-06:002013-03-02T11:44:28.948-06:00I made your blog! Woohoo! I feel famous.
Also, I...I made your blog! Woohoo! I feel famous. <br /><br />Also, I feel like you should know: 1, 2 (people don't believe me about that either), 4, 10. I'm serious. <br />Meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10914989489348563476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-74369226495113548002013-03-02T10:57:38.163-06:002013-03-02T10:57:38.163-06:00I know I'm weird, but it's really good! T...I know I'm weird, but it's really good! Thank you for the congrats and for reading!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03039280374402228719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7138468668594512878.post-14435492528639302622013-03-02T10:39:24.337-06:002013-03-02T10:39:24.337-06:00Congrats on the Leibster! I have to say that panca...Congrats on the Leibster! I have to say that pancake one was weird!!! I've never heard of that. But then when I picture dipping pancakes into pancake batter I was like...yum?<br /><br /><br />Have a good weekend!<br /><br />www.MommaCandy.com<br />Shauna Quinterohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192621405848386669noreply@blogger.com